- The Beatles – Yes they had a few good songs, that’s it!
- Rush – If I hear “Neal Pert is the best drummer ever” one more time I’m going to go on a trebuchet rampage!
- The Velvet Underground – Meh.
- Grateful Dead – Unless you are completely wacked out on acid there is absolutely nothing good about this band,
- The Sex Pistols – Can’t play, can’t sing, can’t band.
Top Five Overrated Artists
- Andy Warhol – No talent hack.
- Jackson Pollock – Oh look, splattered paint.
- Roy Lichtenstein – Just a cartoonist.
- Paul Klee – Mmmm simple shapes (okay I actually do a like a few of his pieces).
- Albrecht Durer – Just kidding, love this guy.
Top Five Overrated Movies
- Titanic – Damn it Rose there IS plenty of room on the raft!
- A Hard Day’s Night – A boring day’s movie.
- Annie Hall – A movie starring a nervous pedophile.
- Tommy – I have no words for just how bad this piece of crap is.
- It’s a Wonderful Life – Stutter much.
Top Five Overrated Comedians
- Lenny Bruce – Using foul language words does NOT a comedian make.
- Mitch Hedberg – Dry and COMPLETELY uninspired one-liners.
- Dane Cook – Still waiting for something funny.
- Martin Short – Annoying, annoying, annoying, ANNOYING!
- Chevy Chase – Name ONE funny thing he has EVER
Top Five Overrated Writers
- Shakespeare – O woeful prose how boring art thou?
- Stan Lee – Really, how hard is it to come up with superheroes?
- Jack Kerouac – Oh look I’m driving…
- Allen Ginsberg – Yes, yes, we all went to college.
- Cap–N-Crunch – Have you read any of his white supremacist newsletters?
Top Five Overrated Colors
- Goldenrod – We’re all thinking the same thing!
- Potentially Purple – Potentially the worst one on the list.
- Bagel – Again with the anti-Semitism.
- Grandma’s Sweater – I guess it is better than Bill Cosby’s.
- Lemon Zest – Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
Top Five Overrated TV Shows
- Two and a Half Men – Wasn’t funny before, isn’t funny now.
- I Love Lucy – Horrifically unfunny, the ONLY good thing about this show was their wardrobe.
- The Honeymooners – Unless you think domestic violence is funny this show is just terrible.
- Big Bang Theory – I think the writers have a collective IQ of 23.254.
- Kardashian Anything – Self-explanatory.
Top Five Overrated Body Parts
- Elbow Skin – We all know what it looks like.
- Pinky Toes – Really, what do they actually do except run all the way home.
- Men’s Nipples – Superfluous and silly.
- Ear Lobes – There is no reason for them to be.
- Nose Hair – I know they perform an actual function, but damn!
Top Three Overrated Political Parties
- Republicans – Boobs.
- Democrats – Incompetents.
- Tea Party – Incompetents and Boobs.
Top Five Overrated Vegetables
- Cauliflower – Tastes like butt.
- Kale – Tastes like dirt.
- Cooked Spinach – Tastes like rot.
- Turnip – Why is this?
- Celery – Only works in a Bloody Mary.
Top Five Overrated Fruit
- Yeah, they’re mostly all good.
Top Five Overrated Websites
- Facebook – Hey everyone, look at my fabulous fake life.
- Twitter – 140 characters that say absolutely nothing.
- Wikipedia – Need fake facts, here you go.
- LinkedIn – Has this site EVER helped anyone?
- Reddit – Wishes it were Imgur.
- Butt Injections – Just why, WHY!!!!!!
- Botox – Frozen sad face says what?
- Liposuction – Maybe diet and exercise is a healthier option.
- Second Toe Knuckle Reduction – It could be real, you don’t know!
- Adam’s Apple Shaving – HOLY CRAP!!!
Top Five Overrated Musicals
- Pick any one.
- See #1
- See #2
- See #3
- See #4
Top Five Overrated Foods
- Lobster – Not even CLOSE to crab legs.
- Liver – Um, yes, I’ll have the pool filter with a side of sewage.
- Baked Beans – Gag reflex – 9.85.
- Kimchi – Have you ever smelled this?
- Gefilte Fish – Fish in a Jar…enough said.
Top Five Overrated Alcoholic Drinks
- Beer – Sorry, any drink you have to get used to, bleh.
- Whisky – Colored rubbing alcohol.
- Everclear – Time to die.
- Cotton Candy Vodka – How dare you!
- Schnapps – Unless you are 19 and in the mountains – gross.
- Toe Shoes – If you have to ask why, you are part of the problem!
- Jorts – Jean shorts, enough said.
- Puka Shells – I don’t remember them, but I’ve heard they are awful.
- Dolphin Shorts for Men – No one wants to see your Cornish game hen!
- Mandals – Sandals for men, gross, gross and GROSS!
Top Five Overrated Concepts
- Intelligent Design – Nice try, we’re not putting your religion in schools.
- Global Warming – Still not buying it.
- Anti-Vaccination Parents – It’s called “research” you should try it sometime.
- The Bible Code – Well they did use a PowerMac to write it…
- Slapstick Comedy – Can’t write a good joke, how a bout a pie to the face.