I realize the title of this article is going to upset a lot of left wing, save the earth, everyone is special, let’s hug it out log rolls. Meh, I don’t care, I just can’t stand this chubby blow hard. His movies are such horrendous pieces of crap I honestly think “Davey and Goliath” is far more realistic than his celluloid steaming piles of panda poop! And before you ask – yes I have watched them. Difficult as they may be to plow through, I have forced myself to watch them in their entirety. His political editing is so ridiculously over the top I truly think he pushes things so far to the left to see if he can in fact fool most of the people some of the time.

I am by no means a right wing conservative whom can’t think for himself until a talking head tells him what his opinion should be. Nope, those are friends of mine – and you KNOW who you are! And obviously I have no love for the left leaning, mother earth, cry me a river blowhards. I take each issue on its own merits and judge (harshly) accordingly. So judge I shall!

Just how big of a tool is Michael Moore? Well I’m glad you asked. This gelatinous chunk of tree hugging cottage cheese actually had the audacity to show up at the “occupy” protests (a tool amongst tools).  He tried to join in on the “we are the 99%” crowd. Hey there Choco-Muffin, I have news for you – YOU are the epitome of what those anchors on the American economy are protesting against. Well, that and wanting a government handout so they don’t have to work! You’re a millionaire. If you want to impress the dream catcher crowd try showing them your tax return where you OVERPAID the government on purpose. I’ll bet every ounce of my Jew gold you don’t do that. So shut your custard pie stuffed mouth, get back in your Volt and scurry off to your mirror-laden mansion.

Doesn’t it seem as though he gets his statistical data from Wikipedia? Because you know THEY are the NEW Encyclopedia Britannica. Not only are his facts completely inaccurate but for the love of GOD why does he have to put himself into each docu-drama. I just can’t call them documentaries because they are more fiction than fact, thus making them docu-dramas, docu-fakes, drama-mentaries, or my favorite Napoleon-complex-lard-licks!

I’m sure I’m not the first one to point this out, but doesn’t it look like Frosty the Snowman’s ugly, evil, younger brother and a retarded Oompa Loompa had a baby and named him Michael Moore? Normally I loathe people – but like the person, however in this case I just can’t stand to even look at him! If there is a bigger hypocrite on the planet I challenge you to tell me who they are. Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, Rick Santorum, Dick Cheney, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Mayor McCheese don’t count!

Can’t you just picture him at home watching his own movies on a loop while he whispers, “see daddy I am a good boy” over and over again? I have never bought into the right wing paranoia that the left is the “Hate America” crowd, but Michael Moore absolutely hates this country. You know the same country that made him all of his money, his fame, and of course his beloved double bacon cheese McHeart Attacks. There may be a lot of problems with this country, like how some low lives verbally attack old men with a camera crew. But if you don’t like it Mr. Moore, you know the way out! I’m sure Canada or France would love to have you. Oh what’s that, you don’t want to pay the absurdly high taxes there? Well then how about you show a little respect to the country that lets you speak your cholesterol-infused mind!


  1. I bet if Michael Moore moved in next to you, you would be be throwing notes over each other’s fences, grilling chicken, eating Brown rice, and sipping you precious liberal cocktail “Tequila con fat chode”. P.S. a brilliant piece of work.

  2. Well, if you watched his movie’s, you know he made his way up the ladder from the bottom. Smart man really. He got the hell out of Flint and used his brains in an attempt to make your country better using entertainment. But you don’t see that. What did Dick Cheney do to make your country better? “Doesn’t it look like Frosty the Snowman’s ugly, evil, younger brother and a retarded Oompa Loompa had a baby and named him Michael Moore?” ……Grow up.

    • Thank you for your well thought out and articulate retort. Unfortunately you said absolutely NOTHING regarding how fictional and pedantic his fake documentaries truly are. But I am glad you enjoyed the Oompa Loompa line! Now go put your toe shoes back on because I’m pretty sure you are running late for your “Men Can Lactate Too” meeting.

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