If you aren’t smart enough to say what you mean or write what you feel DO NOT resort to using lame ass buzzwords. All it does is make you look like you have absolutely nothing to say so you fill in your content with fluff. Yes FLUFF!

  • Empowering – If you need to use this word you are a follower.
  • Web 2.0 – There is no such thing.midget
  • The Cloud – Isn’t this just a fancy term for On-Line?
  • Blog – Sounds like a dietary issue after eating at Taco Bell.
  • Twittersphere – Sphere of idiocy, yes.
  • Convergence – Fist please converge with dumb face.
  • Sustainable – Completely dependent on the length of your timeline. A DOI!
  • Low Hanging Fruit – Like a midget’s nuts, although technically nuts aren’t a fruit.
  • Carbon Footprint – Pretty sure carbon paper went the way of Billy Ray Cyrus’ “music” career.
  • Global Warming – Anyone want to make Al Gore EVEN more money?
  • “Smart” anything – When they become sentient get back to me!
  • Born Again – If so then I feel really, really bad for your mother.
  • Paradigm Shift – Unless you are Nicola Tesla or Steve Jobs – SHUT IT!
  • Leverage – Only works in a blackmail situation.
  • Globalization – Surprisingly Leif Eriksson coined this term around 1000 A.D.
  • Synergy – Business speak for “I have NO idea what I’m doing”.
  • Core – Do you mean your abs? YES, THEN SAY YOUR ABS!
  • Mashup – Hipster doofus name for “Combining”.
  • Netiquette – Just proper etiquette – should we also use Restarauntiquette?
  • Hit The Ground Running – What are you a cartoon!?wile-e-coyote
  • Turnkey – No matter what people will always see Turkey.
  • Outside the Box – Sounds like a porno title from the 70’s.
  • Brick and Mortar – What if my store is made from steel and concrete little piggy?
  • Offshore – I don’t see ANY businesses off the coast except for oil wells.
  • At the End of the Day – What 5 p.m., 6 p.m., 7 p.m., CMT, PMT when exactly is this?
  • Game Changer – See “Paradigm Shift” and apply vigorously.

3 Comments

  1. You forgot my favorite… Diva (for any chick thinking they are so great for some stupid reason) or Boo (everyone now calls someone in their life Boo…) child, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc. Hate them both!
    Under “Born Again” you have a typo.. Just sayin!

  2. You forgot about “edgy” and “proactive”, your jewness.

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