Happy Thoughts or I Think I Can, I Think I Can, I Think I …Nope!
By Ask An Angry Jew — Leave a commentFrom time to time I get an email from some mucilaginous waste of human flesh that asks me why I’m so angry and can’t I write something positive. Sure I can write something positive, “Darya Is A Fantastic Restaurant”. There. Feel better? On the other hand never, ever, EVER eat at The Waffle House. Unless ...
read more →What I Would do as President or You Better Hope This Never Happens!
By Ask An Angry Jew — 1 CommentIf we were to wake up one day and POOF magically I’m the President of these United States there WILL be changes. Oh there will be changes! Now I do realize I wouldn’t last very long as President but I would try to pass, as law, as many of these items as I possibly could: ...
read more →Top 19 Overused Movie Lines or I Guess Monkey’s CAN Type!
By Ask An Angry Jew — 3 Comments“I Never Asked For This” – Waaaaa I don’t want super hero abilities. “Stay Alive, I Will Find You” – Um, you’re talking to me right now. “One Man…” - Yes, yes we get it– he’s a loner on the edge. “NOOOOOOOOOOO” – Let me guess your friend was just shot and you have so ...
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